She done already done had herses.
-Ghetto Shit Rupaul Says
February 2011
“‘Help us, Captain Transvestite! A child’s hurt!’
And Captain Transvestite, ‘Oh, God, it’s twenty minutes - fuck. I look like a bloke! Ah, shit. What, what, what?’
‘He’s dead now.’
‘I came as fast as I could.’
‘Twenty minutes, you took!’
‘I had a glass of wine.’” —Eddie Izzard [Live from Wembley] (Submitted by onusmemorandi)
And Captain Transvestite, ‘Oh, God, it’s twenty minutes - fuck. I look like a bloke! Ah, shit. What, what, what?’
‘He’s dead now.’
‘I came as fast as I could.’
‘Twenty minutes, you took!’
‘I had a glass of wine.’” —Eddie Izzard [Live from Wembley] (Submitted by onusmemorandi)
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If I ever see someone with a sign that says "God hates fags,"
I think I’ll make a sign that says “You know what else is a sin? Hatred” and stand right next to them.
Or maybe,
“1 John 3:15
Anyone who hates another brother or sister is really a murderer at heart. And you know that murderers don’t have eternal life within them.”
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